..Bad X-Mas Stuff....G*

**Më£ïñÐa** · December 6th, 2001, 10:26 PM

twas the night before christmas and all thru the house ....
everyone felt shitty......
even the mouse....
mom at the whore house..
and dad smoking grass...
i'd just settled down with a nice piece of ass...
when out of on the lawn rose such a clatter...
sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
then out on the lawn i saw a big dick....
right then i knew it was good old saint nick..
he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell...
i knew in a moment the old fucker had fell...
he filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer..
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer
he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart......
the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart....
he swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight....
oh!shit! oh!fuck! i forgot to get the ending, is that alright???

**Më£ïñÐa** · December 6th, 2001, 10:29 PM

A sing along! For the Men!! biggrin

<FONT COLOR=#E600D9>Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!</font>